Kapde dhulvane hain ki nahin

Its one of those days that I don't want to get up in the morning and be disturbed. I realize that there is a knock on my door and believe me I am just not concerned about opening it. When the knock on the door is repeated, I reluctantly open the door, and to my surprize I see a blond girl outside my door. When I ask her whats wrong, and why lucky me, then she says that she is being chased by a cop and all that she expects from me is that I give her shelter for 30 mins. When I ask her whether she has committed a crime, she replies no. Moreover, after loking at her face, one could really not believe that a girl like her can commit a crime. I allow her to come in :-) and ask her to take a nap if she wants. Meanwhile, I do the same as an engineer would do . I am a bit skeptical on the gift god has given to me. Is it one of those days when whatever I want would come true? Anyways, when I enter my bedroom, I see that the blond has already gone off to sleep. At the same instance the door bell rings and I know who that is, its the police inspector. I have to choose between whats right and whats not, and I don't have a clue about it. Looking at the girl I decide not to open the door. I decide to help her for obvious reasons. The door bell rings again and I ignore the parrot like sound it creates. After the bell rings for the fourth time, I get out of my bed and see whose there from the keyhole. To my surprize, I find the inspector as equally intelligent and he has an eye-to-eye contact with me through the keyhole. I realize my mistake and again rush back to my bed. On my way to my bedroom, I see a bucket full of laundry clothes. I had kept them last night for the maid to clean. And surprizingly it strikes me that I want to get these clothes washed at any cost or I won't have anything to wear. I open my eyes and rush towards the door to stop the maid before she rings the door bell for the last time. I open the door and to my solace I find the maid, rather than the police inspector, asking "kapde dhulvane hain ki nahin". I stand there disapponted like a looser james bond who is not even able to save his blond!! :-)